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Happy Birthday!

Susan "Nana" Stanton


September 4, 2001

How would you like a porsche?  So what if it's beige, doesn't run and is 22 years old.  Lou-dog doesn't mind.  He bought it at the Salvation Army for mere pocket change ($300).  The porsche is running beautifully now after only a couple of weekends of Lou magic.  He's having a great time debating whether he is going to replace it with the truck he salvaged from Scottie some time ago.  He says the porsche is really fun to drive.  Lou-dog makes us wonder why we ever doubted him in the first place.

Todd West is moving to Hawaii on October 1st!  It's only fair that we turn the Obnoxious Party II into the West's Obnoxious Farewell Party.  It just give you double the reason to show up and have a good time.  Get ready for some good, clean, half-naked fun!  Mark your calendars for September 15th (like you haven't already)!

What is Labor Day exactly?  Labor Day is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers.  It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity and well-being of our country.  Who's brilliant idea was it to celebrate Labor Day?  Peter McGuire?  Matthew Maguire?  Mark Maguire?  Jerry Maguire?  Oh, who cares!  I just love the fact that we don't have to labor on Labor Day... that is, unless you're in labor.  Those of us who were bound and determined to make it down to Carlsbad (Skippy, T-man, Robert, Swede, Laura and myself) had a great time on Sunday.  Debbie pushed Skippy in the pool (Skippy started it), then they all ganged up and threw Scottie in the pool (along with his cowboy hat) and eventually it was T-Man's turn.  Although, he basically had to "let" them get him wet.  Even inebriated and 20 lbs lighter, Tom can hold off just about anybody.  Laura went swimming in the pool with me for the first time.  I can't tell you how fun that was.  She didn't want to go under the water, so I just held her and bounced around.  Between Leanne, the strawberries and the pool, Laura was quite occupied.

Who's getting married next weekend?  Why, it's Dennis Stone and Christine Martines!  Only a few days from now, Christine's name will legally be changed to Mrs. Christina Carin Stone!  And Dennis' name will be Mr. Dennis  "I'm Christine's Husband" Stone.   YAY!

Finally got a hold of Kevin Harris.  He is currently living in Arcadia and working at Earthlink.  I am trying to talk him in to come to the party on September 15th.  Hopefully, we will see him then!

~ Featured Article ~
When Nature Strikes - by Toni Gallagher

Well, it looks like Pique strikes again! When she broke the news of Saturday being a strange day due to a bee overpopulation, I don't think she had a clue how right she was! So, here I was minding my own business (right! And if you believe that...) watching Fox News. Not the hokie one on channel 11, but the REAL Fox News on channel 46. And what do my sensitive ears hear? There are bee problems all over the place. They were warning people to watch out and to stay out of their way. Because apparently, these are bad, mean bees and they mean business. So, now we know, when Patty speaks, people should listen. And remember, you heard it here (Pique's Lair) first! 


This Week in 2000:
  • No reported injuries from the Obnoxious Party
  • Pique realized how old she was after dancing to Prodigy
  • Swede going for his 2nd degree black belt
  • Began the Lottery Pool at Area 51
  • John Edward broke out on the Sci-Fi channel
  • The Tom & Patty Show celebrated their 10th anniversary


" it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow."
-Laurence Peter
Submitted by: Toni Gallagher

www.frashii/wldo.swf - It's all about gonads and strife.  Weeeeeee!
Submitted by:  Darren "Skippy" Sealock

Life isn't about what happens to us; it's about how we perceive what happens to us.
Submitted by:  Pique




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McIntee's Labor Day Party - September 2nd
Labor Day - September 3rd
Dennis & Christine's Wedding Day - September 8th
Susan Stanton's Birthday - September 9th
Amber Logsdon's Birthday - September 11th
West's Obnoxious Farewell Party - September 15th
Rosh Hashanah - September 18th
Noah Cisneros' Birthday - September 25th
Hanna Deardorf's 8th Birthday - September 27th
Yom Kippur - September 27th

Dennis Stone's Birthday - October 4th
Louis Villaescusa's Birthday - October 8th
Louis Valencia's Birthday - October 10th
McKenna Kupfer's Birthday - October 10th
Alice Roberts' Birthday - October 12th
Laura Stanton's Birthday - October 13th
Laura Stanton's IV Party - October 13th
Jim Swendson's Birthday - October 14th
Rana Simpkin's Birthday - October 16th
Tom Bickley's Birthday - October 22nd
Mike Luth's Birthday - October 23rd
Phil Luth's Birthday - October 24th
Fright Night Party - October 27th
Halloween - October 31st