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October 2, 2001
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NEWS |
Naked Burglar: Skippy
walked in on Saturday and said, "So, who has the best story of the
day?" I said, "You do." At that point, he began
telling me the best story of the day. Skippy was paying for the
haircut he just received when this guy walked in and asked to use the
bathroom. Once he was escorted back to the facilities, the manager
of Polly's next door motioned the beautician to come outside. He then told her
that the same guy was just spotted walking around in their public restroom
totally naked. She ran in, called the police and Skippy stood guard
at the bathroom door. About 20 minutes later, Skippy heard the
toilet flush and the door open. "Stay right there. You're not
going anywhere.", Skippy stated. Just then, the officer came
around the corner and asked the guy, "When did you get out of
jail?". Apparently, this was the "naked burglar" who
was spotted in and around houses in Huntington Beach. See
the Police Blotter below: Unemployment Blues: It saddens me to say that two of my most talented friends are standing in the unemployment line. Both Don Hoover and Lisa Jackson had their positions eliminated due to cut backs in direct response to the falling economy. Don specializes in Information Technology Support and Lisa's specialty is in Project Management on the Marketing side. If you know of any opportunities, please let me know and I will pass on the information. Laura's IV Birthday: If you haven't yet RSVP'd for Laura's birthday party on October 13th, please do so by emailing me or going directly to the Evite by clicking ---->HERE<----.
Fright Night 2001: If you are a local, you probably received your electronic invitation yesterday. Once again, Swede and a secret coordinator have teamed up with me to put on another extraordinary Halloween party for you again this year. As you know, Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. I couldn't let one go by without appropriate celebrating. Mark your calendars for October 27th at 7:00pm and RSVP to let me know you're coming. If you haven't received your Evite and would like to come, don't pout. Just email me and I will put you on the list of ghostly guests or go directly to the Evite by clicking ---->HERE<-----. |
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THIS WEEK IN 2000 |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK |
"If you aren't living on the edge, you are taking up too much space." - Annonymous Submitted by: Toni Gallagher |
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LINK
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www.fieler.com/terror
- Bin Laden Liquors. Do your part to rid the world of
terrorism. Submitted by: Toni Gallagher |
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WISDOM
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Everything you
need to break unhealthy cycles of behavior is within you. Submitted by: Pique |
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As usual, please send thoughts, flames and reports of public nudity to: heypique@aol.com. Your feedback is very important to me. |
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All
Saints' Day - November 1st |