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Welcome |
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Happy
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October 23, 2001
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NEWS |
Wagging Car: - A car that "wags it's tail"?!? I am dead serious. This car, made by Toyota, was unveiled in Japan recently. It's a car with a personality! ---> Check it out <--- Thank you, Dennis Rootes, for submitting this valuable information! Not Again: When you read this, you'll say "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!". Scott McIntee's company closed it's doors and, yes, he is unemployed once again. Scott, isn't this your second job this YEAR?!? Stop accepting positions with second-rate companies, my friend!! Fright Night: Do it NOW! Go to the Evite to RSVP if you've received one or email me for details if you would like to join the list of ghouls and goblins. Fright Night is happening this Saturday at Area 51! Here's the current body count: |
PARTY ANIMALS | ON THE FENCE | HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YET |
Patty Stanton (Hostess) |
Amber Logsdon
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Bill Guerro |
Q: What do Bin Laden and
Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play
Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's
national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like
Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi
Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does
Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming
from!
Q: What's the five day
forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why doesn't the
Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes
on the same day?
A: Because the camels
can't handle it
Submitted by: Taban Thompson
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THIS WEEK IN 2000 |
Want to read the details and see the pictures? Click -->HERE<-- |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK |
"I read somewhere there's actually a software product called
'Microsoft Works.' Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?" - James Ballot Submitted by: Toni Gallagher |
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LINK
OF THE WEEK |
www.wheresgeorge.com
- Do
you ever wonder where that paper money in your pocket has been, or where
it will go next? This is the place to find out. Submitted by: Christine Stone |
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WISDOM
OF THE WEEK |
Those who have
not asked the question are not ready to accept the answer. Submitted by: Pique |
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As usual, please send thoughts, flames and RSVP's for Fright Night to: heypique@aol.com. Your feedback is very important to me. |
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All
Saints' Day - November 1st |