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Happy Birthday!

Dennis Stone, Robert Eske
& Lou Villaescusa

October 2, 2001


Naked Burglar:  Skippy walked in on Saturday and said, "So, who has the best story of the day?"  I said, "You do."  At that point, he began telling me the best story of the day.  Skippy was paying for the haircut he just received when this guy walked in and asked to use the bathroom.  Once he was escorted back to the facilities, the manager of Polly's next door motioned the beautician to come outside.  He then told her that the same guy was just spotted walking around in their public restroom totally naked.  She ran in, called the police and Skippy stood guard at the bathroom door.  About 20 minutes later, Skippy heard the toilet flush and the door open.  "Stay right there.  You're not going anywhere.", Skippy stated.  Just then, the officer came around the corner and asked the guy, "When did you get out of jail?".  Apparently, this was the "naked burglar" who was spotted in and around houses in Huntington Beach.  See the Police Blotter below:

Naked burglary suspect arrested

March 8, 2001
A man suspected of burglarizing two homes while naked was arrested last week after his mother tipped off police of his whereabouts.  Fady F. Elbouhy, 22, who police describe as a transient, was arrested at his mother's residence in the 9600 block of Durham Lane on Thursday, March 1.  He was wanted in connection with two burglaries on Jan. 30.  In each instance, the suspect was naked, and there were people in the homes at the time.

Unemployment Blues:  It saddens me to say that two of my most talented friends are standing in the unemployment line.  Both Don Hoover and Lisa Jackson had their positions eliminated due to cut backs in direct response to the falling economy.  Don specializes in Information Technology Support and Lisa's specialty is in Project Management on the Marketing side.  If you know of any opportunities, please let me know and I will pass on the information.

Laura's IV Birthday:  If you haven't yet RSVP'd for Laura's birthday party on October 13th, please do so by emailing me or going directly to the Evite by clicking ---->HERE<----.


Fright Night 2001:  If you are a local, you probably received your electronic invitation yesterday.  Once again, Swede and a secret coordinator have teamed up with me to put on another extraordinary Halloween party for you again this year.  As you know, Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year.  I couldn't let one go by without appropriate celebrating.  Mark your calendars for October 27th at 7:00pm and RSVP to let me know you're coming.  If you haven't received your Evite and would like to come, don't pout.  Just email me and I will put you on the list of ghostly guests or go directly to the Evite by clicking ---->HERE<-----.



  • Luigi applied for employment at Disneyland
  • Mischa and Brian made a surprise appearance at Area 51
  • Planning Spooky Show 2000


"If you aren't living on the edge, you are taking up too much space."
- Annonymous

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Louis Villaescusa's Birthday - October 8th
Louis Valencia's Birthday - October 10th
McKenna Kupfer's Birthday - October 10th
Alice Roberts' Birthday - October 12th
Robert Eske's Birthday - October 12th
Laura Stanton's Birthday - October 13th
Laura Stanton's IV Party - October 13th
Jim Swendson's Birthday - October 14th
Rana Simpkin's Birthday - October 16th
Robert Eske's Birthday Party - October 20th
Tom Bickley's Birthday - October 22nd
Mike Luth's Birthday - October 23rd
Phil Luth's Birthday - October 24th
Fright Night Party - October 27th
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Ron Villaescusa's Birthday - November 13th
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