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Happy Birthday!

Louis Valencia, McKenna Kupfer,
Laura Stanton, Alice Roberts, 
Robert Eske & Jim Swendson

October 9, 2001


Rich Country:  So, we began bombing Afghanistan on Sunday.  Not with cheap, homemade bombs.  Oh no.  We're not pulling any punches.  We used approximately 50 tomahawk missiles at a million dollars a pop on military targets.  These missiles are "smart".  They are loaded with pictures of the geography so they know where to go.  We should have loaded them with pictures of Osama instead.  Ooops!  I'm sorry... did I type that out loud?  At this point, all we can do is sit and wait to see what the terrorists next move is.  Security is heightened at the airports and everyone is on alert... everywhere.  Are we guarding our water supply?  Are we stopping every truck and van in America?  Probably not.  My point is, the terrorists will most likely do something different this time.  Biological contamination (lakes, water ducts), bombing places with a large amount of people inside (stadiums, buildings)... it's football season you know.  The problem is, we just don't know where they will strike next.  But they will strike.  As it turns out, money can't buy you national safety.

Editor's Edit:  Dennis Rootes' birthday is on November 11th, not November 5th.  My bad.

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Running Erin:  By the way, Gary P. Fitch's band "Running Erin" is playing this Wednesday, the 10th at DiPiazza's at 9:00pm.  The address is 5205 E. Pacific Coast Hwy.  Bring two people who have never seen the band play and get free beer all night.  Make sure one of the people you bring is a designated driver.  Check out their very cool website!



  • Luigi doesn't get the job at Disney
  • Dennis Stone and Christine Martines get engaged
  • Luigi cooks a magnificent steak dinner at Area 51
  • Due to Lou turning 40, house rules were installed for his safety


"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality by not dying."  - Woody Allen
Submitted by:  Toni Gallagher

 OF THE WEEK  - Good example of why people shouldn't drink.
Submitted by:  Steve Shin

Refuse to lower yourself to the level of your antagonist.
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Louis Villaescusa's Birthday - October 8th
Louis Valencia's Birthday - October 10th
McKenna Kupfer's Birthday - October 10th
Alice Roberts' Birthday - October 12th
Robert Eske's Birthday - October 12th
Laura Stanton's Birthday - October 13th
Laura Stanton's IV Party - October 13th
Jim Swendson's Birthday - October 14th
Rana Simpkin's Birthday - October 16th
Robert Eske's Birthday Party - October 20th
Tom Bickley's Birthday - October 22nd
Mike Luth's Birthday - October 23rd
Phil Luth's Birthday - October 24th
Fright Night Party - October 27th
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All Saints' Day - November 1st
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Mark Jackson's Birthday - November 9th
Veteran's Day - November 11th
Dennis Rootes Birthday - November 11th
George Roberts' Birthday - November 13th
Ron Villaescusa's Birthday - November 13th
Leanne McIntee's Birthday - November 21st
Thanksgiving - November 22nd
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