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Happy
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October 9, 2001
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Rich Country: So, we began bombing Afghanistan on Sunday. Not with cheap, homemade bombs. Oh no. We're not pulling any punches. We used approximately 50 tomahawk missiles at a million dollars a pop on military targets. These missiles are "smart". They are loaded with pictures of the geography so they know where to go. We should have loaded them with pictures of Osama instead. Ooops! I'm sorry... did I type that out loud? At this point, all we can do is sit and wait to see what the terrorists next move is. Security is heightened at the airports and everyone is on alert... everywhere. Are we guarding our water supply? Are we stopping every truck and van in America? Probably not. My point is, the terrorists will most likely do something different this time. Biological contamination (lakes, water ducts), bombing places with a large amount of people inside (stadiums, buildings)... it's football season you know. The problem is, we just don't know where they will strike next. But they will strike. As it turns out, money can't buy you national safety. Editor's Edit: Dennis Rootes' birthday is on November 11th, not November 5th. My bad. Check in: Sign the guest book, please. Let us know you're still alive and well. Running Erin: By the way, Gary P. Fitch's band "Running Erin" is playing this Wednesday, the 10th at DiPiazza's at 9:00pm. The address is 5205 E. Pacific Coast Hwy. Bring two people who have never seen the band play and get free beer all night. Make sure one of the people you bring is a designated driver. Check out their very cool website! |
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THIS WEEK IN 2000 |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK |
"I don't
want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve
immortality by not dying."
- Woody Allen Submitted by: Toni Gallagher |
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LINK
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www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf
- Good example of why people shouldn't drink. Submitted by: Steve Shin |
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WISDOM
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Refuse to
lower yourself to the level of your antagonist. Submitted by: Pique |
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As usual, please send thoughts, flames and reports of public nudity to: heypique@aol.com. Your feedback is very important to me. |
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All
Saints' Day - November 1st |
